hausofammo:

Bob’s Burgers

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Johannes Vermeer | Girl With a Pearl Earring | 1665

Mommy doesn’t get drunk; she just has fun.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

(via theunfinishedwriter)

theking-beyond-the-wall:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’Penis Lovin’Satan’s Girl!
I need this on a tshirt

I love the world

theking-beyond-the-wall:

fallinassbutt:

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

Pill Poppin’
Penis Lovin’
Satan’s Girl!

I need this on a tshirt

I love the world

(via theunfinishedwriter)

Today, my class said: “Our teacher LOVES sloths!”
“Well, I know someone who loves them more.” (I really don’t know why I felt like being sassy.)
This one goes out to you, tobychimera. Sloth love, yo.

I’m incredibly excited for the Kansas City Royals to be going to the World Series after twenty nine years.
My buzzkill husband is a Cubs fan and seems bitter about it.

lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts. lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.
Warren Occult Museum
Eastern State Penitentiary
Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
Salem Witch Museum
Mercy Brown’s grave
Lizzie Borden’s house
Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
Stanley Hotel
Fright Factory in PA
Myrtles Plantation


I like ghostly haunts.

lucyandlouise:

Some haunted and scary places I would like to visit one day especially if they’re open on Halloween.

  1. Warren Occult Museum
  2. Eastern State Penitentiary
  3. Madame Lalaurie’s mansion
  4. Salem Witch Museum
  5. Mercy Brown’s grave
  6. Lizzie Borden’s house
  7. Vampire Lestat Reunion Ball
  8. Stanley Hotel
  9. Fright Factory in PA
  10. Myrtles Plantation

I like ghostly haunts.

It’s a Kansas kind of day—-we talked about factors leading up to the Civil War, plus they did a Wizard of Oz project in art. So what could be more appropriate for whiteboard art today?

ifpaintingscouldtext:

Jacques-Louis David | The Death of Marat | 1793

Jacob seems to think this painting depicts a suicide and joked that my life would end imitating this artwork once he canceled cable.
I didn’t refute it, but admonished him for not knowing French history.